I have had my fair share of weird, lame, awkward, sexual (oo la la) and traumatic experiences and I've chalked this up to being a loser deep down in my soul. My journey, which I'm still on, has been full of broken promises and letters full of teenage angst and healing, which makes me qualified (If I do say so myself) for the job of being your virtual loser guide. Stick with me and I promise you we'll all have a lisp, suspenders and a comic book collection by the end of this.